- Kim Bach . Org - https://www.kimbach.org -

I meet Santa Claus and his stand-in

I meet Santa Claus, and his stand-in, in the mens-room, they asked me what I wanted for Christmas, “a date with BeyoncĂ©”, I told them. They asked, puzzled, “but most people ask for world peace?”, “I’m the one responsible for world peace, so making me happy could help create world peace, and since getting a date with BeyoncĂ© would make me very happy, this could really create world peace”, I explained. They promptly granted me my wish; so now I’m looking forward to Christmas.