Archive for January, 2010

Inbox Zero

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010



Inbox Zero

Originally uploaded by Kim Bach


The Two Abandonments

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

1. There is no God – oops sorry There IS a God
2. You have no ownership of anything, except your life – oops sorry It’s not even YOUR life

Otherwise we got it pretty much right

XTC – Real by Reel – still fresh after 30 years

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

How wonderful to rediscover an old friend. XTC. Lead singer and rhythm guitarist Andy Partridge hated performing live, unfortunately that shows here, and what an amazing guitarsolo in the end by Dave Gregory!

Here’s the lyrics, not exactly outdated, maybe except that we’ve moved way beyond tapes:

Album: Drums And Wires

In this secret time, invading on our privacy
Unknowing we mime, we play for the ministry
The can film you in bed
Or when you take a bath
They can tape every cry
They can tape every laugh
They can turn you around so you won’t know what’s Real by reel
Busy little bees recording everything you feel
On real by reel
Documented down like rats
They’re catching up on every squeal
On real by reel
Real by reel by real by

In this hidden time, ignorance may help you to cope
Rehearsing for crimes, in government cinemascope
The can film you at work
Or when they let you play
They can tape what you think
They can tape what you say
They can’t blur your I.D. so you won’t know what’s

Now I lay me down to sleep
Knowing that your lenses peep
Now I eat my daily bread
And into the tape spool I’ll be fed

Det passer!

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

[Intro]
Tiden er inde baby
Nu kan du få alle dine spørgsmål besvaret vedrørende K.ox
Bare med en motherfucking sætning biiiiitch

[Verse 1]
Det Passer – og prøv at se hvordan folk de glor
For jeg går med mindre end hva’ de ejer der hvor de bor
Mit navn er K.ox baby
Og jeg gi’r en tur til Reboot baby
Og en cykel hvis du vil kom’ så baby
Tror du jeg vil være din kæreste
Jo-jojo, klart-klart baby
Når mine folk ik’ laver websites skriver de sgu fakturaer
Så’ der tid til dit lort – det passer
Folk snakker mindre end hva’ de burde
Hvorfor fa’en lukker de munden når de ik er blevet spurgt, mayn
Det’ ik’ kun på kontoret at de fjolser ser mig
Jeg ter mig som jeg ter mig
Bar’ sig til hvis det generer dig
Er det fordi jeg er i mit slidtste puds (se det der!)
Jeg ligner en bums der lige er blevet ramt af en bus
Det’ ik’ min skyld, jeg si’r det for det passer
Kontoret er tomt for spasser – og det passer

Jeg er UDE! Fred!

Undskyld til Johnson, dette er en omskriving af Det Passer af netop, Johnson. Johnson, jeg synes sgu’ du er OK, men efterlad gangsterattituden i 00erne! Ja, ja jeg ved godt det kun er for sjov, men det er ikke sjovt længere, og dine homies fra BANGERs er jo nået videre! Så Johnson: begå SELVMORD! og kom tilbage som den søde lille dreng du er!

K.ox er mit hip-hop navn, det udtales Kay-Docs, OX er en hyldes til XO aka. OLPC, Kay, nå ja det kan i jo selv gætte 😉

The Final Frontier (We Get It!)

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?'  'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'
WOMAN! The Final Frontier. These are the continuing voyages of Kim Bach. His ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out life and (play) civilization, to (boldly) go where no man has gone before.

The comic is entitled We Get It! and is XKCD #684

@kim_bach’s Tweet Book – so I wrote a 127 page “book” in 3 months

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Kim Bach's Tweet Book
Using the wonderful tweetbook.in service, you can generate a book of you tweets, in my case, it doesn’t contain all my tweets, but the period it spans is an important time for me, october 13th 2009 to january 11th 2010, and the result is 127 pages of PDF.

It’s interesting that the first tweet in the book is this: might give it a shot RT @kmdk For those so inclined, it’s #nanowrimo time soon. http://www.nanowrimo.org/ via @ThePickards/@stcaccess

The “book” is of little interest to anyone but me, but here it is in all it’s “splendor”.

(and that concludes my broadcast)

Monday, January 11th, 2010



(and that concludes my broadcast)

Originally uploaded by Kim Bach

After exactly one year on twitter, I’m quitting, it’s been fun, but it’s time to pull the plug on my public twitter-stream.

The reason is that something very strange happened tonight, it was triggered by a search on the term “min konsultation” in my Gmail, the result was an old chatlog, which ended with me, finally, declaring my love for a woman, probably the first time ever, I even called her “my girlfriend”.

I’m perfectly sane, I’m staying on twitter, will follow you, but only communicate by DM, and I’ll follow-back so you can DM me, but it’s time to start living!

CUIRL!

ps. care to join me here: Oversigter over skoler, fritidsklubber og lektiehjælpstilbud – my #odis proposal