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Mythology Club People telling stories, the old fashioned way

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Irlike IconsTwitter is great, because people share so much stuff, this morning I saw a tweet from Jyri Engeström, of Jaiku fame, and his tweets always gets my attention.

This morning even more so, this is what @Jyri tweeted:

For all you interested in the Mythology Club, @kio_pio who started it has created a page explaining how it works: http://bit.ly/cvK7Cu

That resonated with me, so I checked out the site’s about page http://mythologyclubnyc.wordpress.com/about/, the basic idea is outlined the abstract:

What Is Mythology Club?
Mythology Club is a sporadic gathering of people who like to tell and listen to stories. It’s myths as they were meant to be, it’s a sociable way to get some literary and historical awesomeness in your life.

Here’s how it works. We get together for an evening of mythological storytelling and lots of booze. So far it’s been a group of 15-20 people, with between 4-6 people as storytellers each evening.

If you’re a teller, you pick your favorite myth/classical tale (from any culture), and you tell your rendition of it to the assembled throng. The definition of myth is loose. It could be from a classical tradition like Greek, Egyptian, Norse. It could also be the Ballad of Stagger Lee, or your own whopping fish story if it’s personal classic. The main thing is that it has a ritual quality that comes from repeated telling, and you make it yours. You don’t have to be an expert storyteller. We’re a friendly lot.

Doesn’t that sound like great idea? I mean I know of similar concepts, like BestTellers, but they tend to be less inviting, and the storytellers tend to be professional

Mythology Club has a BarCampy feel to it, and it might, eventually, turn us into pros.

So who’s first to syndicate this? I think Mythology Club Copenhagen has a nice ring to it, and YES I’ve already picked my first myth, for hints look here: Kong Skjold ;-)

iRLike [ir-like] – taking the facebook iLike metaphor IRL

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Irlike IconsI’m a big fan of facebook’s iLike metaphor, it’s so great that you can only give positive feedback.
I think that the positive-sharing culture that facebook, and most other social networks, are facilitating, is exactly what we need to combat the crisis that I feel that has been rampant since 9-11.

So recently I’ve taken the positive-sharing metaphor to real life (IRL), and it has worked quite well I’d say. I’m calling this to IRLike or iRLinking.

I get the best feedback when I iRLike tattoos, everyone seems very flattered, I guess that has something to do with the fact that getting a tattoo sends a signal that you’re confident crossing barriers.

iRLiking jewelery, usually works quite well too, but I don’t think I’ll iRLike teenagegirl’s jewlery again, it is sending mixed signals.

The idea here is to reengineer reality in the spirit of positive sharing, much like facebook has done, and then log-off and have some fun, people!

HAPPY iRLiking!

The Girl From Ipanema

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

I love this song, below are the lyrics, in English, and the chords – yes now that I have a guitar, again, I might give it a shot ;-)

Jobim Antonio Carlos : “Girl from ipanema” Guitar chords

Writer:Vinícius de Moraes and Norman Gimbel (English lyrics)
Composer:Antônio Carlos Jobim


Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes – ah
When she walks, she’s like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gently
That when she passes, each one she passes goes – aah

Ooh But I watch her so sadly,
How can I tell her who loves her,
Yes it would give his heart gladly
,
Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking

And when she passes, he smiles – but she doesn’t see
(Ooh) But I watch her so sadly, how can tell her I love her
Yes I would give my heart gladly,
But each day, when she walks to the sea

She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking

And when she passes, I smile – but she doesn’t see (She just doesn’t see, she doesn’t see)

Solution to Visual Studio 2008 Error: The specified module could not be found. (Exception from HRESULT: 0×8007007E)

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

This blog-post documents the process involved in solving a strange problem in Microsoft Visual Studio 2008.

Before I go on to describe the process, I’ll I give you the solution that worked for me, a system DLL called MSVCR71.DLL was missing from the computer that had the problem, copying MSVCR71.DLL from a computer that didn’t have the problem, solved it.

When I say “worked for me”, it means that it might not work for you, but the problem is likely to be caused by another missing DLL.

Frustration
For days I was struggling with an error that meant that I couldn’t debug web-applications from Visual Studio 2008, if I tried to debug a web-application, it would simple show a stack-dump that stated:

The specified module could not be found. (Exception from HRESULT: 0×8007007E)

What made it even more strange, was that we had a completely identical computer, in terms of hardware and operating system (Windows 7 64-bit), that didn’t show this behaviour.

The most wonderful thing about the error was that it stated that a specified module could not be loaded, but it didn’t tell me which? Great!

Google to the rescue? Not really! Since this is a very generic error, and a lot of people seem to be experiencing it, and I couldn’t see any pattern in the answers people came up with.

First I tried to reinstall Visual Studio 2008, and, as I expected, that changed nothing.

From Google the evidence was piling up, some file(s) was missing, but why was it working on the other computer.

I clearly needed the help from some tool A tool called “Dependency Walker” (http://www.dependencywalker.com/) was suggested, and it told me that I was missing the files GPSVC.dll and IEShims.dll, but both files were present on the system. GPSVC.dll in a 64-bit version though, IEShims.dll was present in both a 32-bit and a 64-bit version.

After strugling with this problem, looking for 32-bit version of the DLLs, I came to the conclusion that “Dependency Walker” was showing false positives, the two files seems to be hidden, at least when using the method of inspection that “Dependency Walker” uses. “Dependency Walker” might be useful to locate missing dependencies of other files, so I’ll keep it in my arsenal of tools, for this particular problem, it sent me looking in the wrong direction though.

Process Monitor
My next idea centered around the fact that a file was missing (DOH ;-) ). I knew of a utility that can monitor file-system access, I just couldn’t remember the name, and Google wasn’t immediately helpful, eventually I found a mention of “Process Monitor” (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896645.aspx), and that seemed to be what I was looking for.

“Process Monitor” shows that there’s a lot going on, so I started experimenting with the filters, the easiest way to configure a filter is to right click on a message that looks irelevant, and then select “Exclude”, the right click is context sensitive to the column you’re clicking on.

I quickly focused on the events with the Result: “PATH NOT FOUND” and since I was looking for file-system access, I excluded all events where the Operation was begining with “Reg”, meaning a Registry access.

I suggest that you look for attempts to load a file by traversing the “PATH” environment.

Solution found: MSCVR71.DLL was missing
There was a lot of activity going on, but ended up focusing on a particular file: MSCVR71.DLL, and it was indeed missing

This screen-shot from Process Monitor highlights the problem when the MSVCR71.DLL file is missing:

Processmonitor Partial Screenshot

After I copied the MSVCR71.DLL file to a location where it could be found by Visual Studio, the problem disappeared.

So why didn’t we see the error on other computers, with a seemingly similar configuration? It’s because the MSVCR71.DLL is distributed with several other software packages, and on the computer where Visual Studio 2008 worked, MSVCR71.DLL was installed with two packages: “Java Runtime Environment JRE6″ and “DropBox”, and the installers had added these to the PATH environment variable. Since these packages might be found on many developer-machines, this could explain why this problem is not showing up more often.

BTW: Now that I know the solution, it is, of course, very easy to find a post that gives the solution DOTNET Spider: .NET Error: the specified module could not be found. (Exception from HRESULT: 0×8007007E). Number one hit when Googling for “The specified module could not be found” msvcr71.dll.

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I Like

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

The Universe has clicked “I Like” on me
You receive more that you give \o/
I clicked “I Like” on Her
And had my female metaphor thrown out by the publisher
It’s getting so old being 13

The Sustainable Living Manifesto – “non-parent in shared housing” version

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

This is what I try to live by, not doing too well on number 5, 6 and 7, since I still have a fridge and, thus, a connection to the electric grid. Working on number 9 too, but the rest I’m already living, and have been for almost 1,5 years. \o/

1. You only use public transportation
2. You mostly walk or take the bike
3. You can’t travel abroad by plane
4. You can’t travel further than a 1,000km radius
5. You get rid of your fridge, stove, dishwasher, washingmachine and TV
6. You get a solar array and a windmill to charge batteries, should drive your computer and router
7. You disconnect from the electric grid
8. You get rid of your telephone
9. You only eat raw food

NOTE:These rules are IMPOSSIBLE to live by if you’re a parent, living in a house in a rural district! Stay tuned for a parent version, it will be VERY lax ;-) . They’re also based on you living in shared housing with running water and connected to the surplus heating grid. Yes! Denmark is a pretty advanced country, at least if you live in suburbia, like I do \o/

Inbox Zero

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010



Inbox Zero

Originally uploaded by Kim Bach


The Two Abandonments

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

1. There is no God – oops sorry There IS a God
2. You have no ownership of anything, except your life – oops sorry It’s not even YOUR life

Otherwise we got it pretty much right

XTC – Real by Reel – still fresh after 30 years

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

How wonderful to rediscover an old friend. XTC. Lead singer and rhythm guitarist Andy Partridge hated performing live, unfortunately that shows here, and what an amazing guitarsolo in the end by Dave Gregory!

Here’s the lyrics, not exactly outdated, maybe except that we’ve moved way beyond tapes:

Album: Drums And Wires

In this secret time, invading on our privacy
Unknowing we mime, we play for the ministry
The can film you in bed
Or when you take a bath
They can tape every cry
They can tape every laugh
They can turn you around so you won’t know what’s Real by reel
Busy little bees recording everything you feel
On real by reel
Documented down like rats
They’re catching up on every squeal
On real by reel
Real by reel by real by

In this hidden time, ignorance may help you to cope
Rehearsing for crimes, in government cinemascope
The can film you at work
Or when they let you play
They can tape what you think
They can tape what you say
They can’t blur your I.D. so you won’t know what’s

Now I lay me down to sleep
Knowing that your lenses peep
Now I eat my daily bread
And into the tape spool I’ll be fed

The Final Frontier (We Get It!)

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?'  'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'
WOMAN! The Final Frontier. These are the continuing voyages of Kim Bach. His ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out life and (play) civilization, to (boldly) go where no man has gone before.

The comic is entitled We Get It! and is XKCD #684