Archive for the ‘Kim Blog (English)’ Category

Amatørshow i Lufthavnen: Sikkerheden er en flok “mænd” der leger “Røvere og Soldater”

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Episode i Lufthaven i morges efterlod mig i choktilstand.

Jeg ville hjælpe en pyskisk syg, der havde prøvet af få hjælp længe, til bussen, det tog lang tid. 25 m fra busstoppestedet kommer en flok hjemmeværnswannabees rendede med walkietalkies, og vel også våben, og fører manden væk, 10 mand til at fcuke mit 45 minutters socialarbejde op, sikkert til politiet.

Himmelråbende amatører, få dog ansat nogle social-arbejdere.

Hvor mange fjolser har man ansat i Lufthavnen, til at lege røvere og soldater, og København skal være vært for, hvor mange, om en måned?

Manden ville for HELVEDE bare hjem til sin hund i Dragør.

Da jeg så går væk overhører jeg en samtale om at han OGSÅ havde generet dem. Jeg råbte efter dem at de får FOR meget i løn!!!

Jeg er RASENDE!!!!

Jeg skal tilføje at jeg rapporterede episoden til lufthavnens information, hvis civile personale, i øvrigt opførte sig eksemplarisk, empatisk og yderst korrekt og professionelt – de troede sørme jeg var fra politiet.

nå ja, også sendt til Kristeligt Dagblads Debat.mail

Sexcrime

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Take a dive in the stream of consciousness
wash ashore on ruby-tainted old beach
commit the mortal sins of the new order

October 30th

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Not enough houses on your block?  Just hit them at 30-year intervals from here to 2300 and get 10x the candy.

WOW! I’m honored! October 30th is my Birthday, and now it’s also the title of an XKCD Comic! AND Back to the Future is on my shortlist of favourite flicks!

ps. A Doc Brown costume? Nice idea!

pps. Thank you to #mixpack and the #lastfriday possé for making my 47th Birthday one of the best Birthdays EVAH. Special mention to @HelloCopenhagen for the inspiration in selecting the venue!

From #twehab: Day Three: Hvordan synes du selv det går? Time To Go Cold Twurkey!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Still happy about my twitter selfhelp tool that Rasmus wrote, but hvordan synes jeg så selv det går? If the aim was to cut down on my tweeting, it’s not going well, the habit is under control, and I’m not just, mindlessly sharing, RTing etc. like I did on Saturday.

I’ve been focusing my tweeting, today the topics were #spc09 the SharePoint Conference 09 in Las Vegas, and it was wonderful to latch on the energy of that hastag, and #Kindle since I have one sitting right next to me right now.

Today will be different, there WILL be a 24 hour radiosilence starting no…ahem soon ;-) , see you on the other side.

Kim “Cold Twurkey” Bach

From #twehab: Hi! My name Is Kim “Twinehouse” Bach and I’m out of #twehab

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

There’s too much going on on twitter for me stop engaging in the conversation, I recommend that you unfollow me if you’re on a low bandwidth device, you can befriend me on Facebook instead.

Yeah I grabbed the cool URL! http://www.facebook.com/kim.bach

Kind regards

Kim “Twinehouse” Bach

ps. My Amazon Kindle is waiting for me at the DHL Warehouse, it arrived yesterday, but it’s one expensive little number, an extra $150 in customs. OUCH!

From #twehab: Hi! My name Is Kim Bach and I’m a tweetaholic

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Dear Friends,
Number of tweets made by kim_bach today
Hi! My name is Kim Bach, and I’m a tweetaholic.

Yes, it seems that I’m a tweetaholic, and it really took a wakeup call from my good friend Rasmus Lückow for me to realise that something had to be done about it.

What he did was that he developed a small app, I’d go as far as calling it a “self help app”, that can display the daily number of tweets by me! YES the page IS called kim.php, and it defaults to show tweets by me ;-) . It seems that I yesterday averaged close to 1 tweet every 5 minutes, that is just a little over the top.

Rasmus also asked me if I didn’t have more important things to do? Well of course I have, for one I have a job to do, but I also needed a break from it for highly personal reasons, that the people close to me are aware of, and I’ll tell you if you ask me, my e-mail address is kim.bach@gmail.com, you can also use that to hook up using Google Waves.

Not sure what happened, but it could be related to me being high on the Ordskælv! project, but you know, I’ve actually gained some really interesting contacts on Twitter over the last week, so despite being in “twehab” now, I’d recommend annyone to step out of their usually predictable, avoiding the word boring here ;-) , self once in a while and do a tweetathon, like I did – I was in a total state of flow – now I need some more Zen!

Postludium: In #twehab now thanks to my wonderful friend @rasmusluckow, See you on the other side (the blogosphere and facebook)

Kind regards

Kim Bach in #twehab

ps. I’ll keep tweeting links to my pictures, blog-posts and what have you, and I will engage in dialogue on twitter, but I’d really prefer the dialogue to take place on the blog, Google Wave, Chat, IRC or Mail.

Superlative?

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Stay while I recount the crazy TF2 kill I managed yesterday, my friends.
I’ll spare you my dream then…Nah…Thugs were trying to kill me because they didn’t like that I tried to stop them from killing dogs, for fun, by wailing like a ghost. A kid in the supermarket wouldn’t stop his lift, just kept on going, sliding me through the aisle, eventually dropping the load. The he gave me two bananas that began morphing into a potted plastic flower that spewed some nasty stuff, I told him that I hoped he had to cover the damages from his allowance! BAD! BAD! Kid – ugly too, a nasty redheaded geek with glasses and pimples. That’s when I woke up – thank God!

The comic-stip is from the wonderful xkdc, this one really hit home, and I’ve been waiting for the chance to use it a blog post.

2.112

Saturday, October 17th, 2009



2.112

Originally uploaded by Kim Bach


That we DO know better gives me Hope(nhagen)

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009



That we DO know better gives me Hope(nhagen)

Originally uploaded by Kim Bach

This is my contribution for Blog Action Day 2009 – Climate Change BAD09 #BAD09

The Perfect Gentleman

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Creepy

OK, I need your advise.

An attractive, rather thrashed, woman walks up to me asking for directions to a bar, I find it using my tech-wizardry, she MUST have known where it was, she claimed that she had lived in that street, I wished her a pleasant night, and we went our seperate ways.

I now see that there were several other doors I could have choosen:

1. Showed her the way
2. Asked if I could join her
3. Suggested that we went somewhere else

Did I choose the right door, in post-cog I think that I should have tried door number 3, I was high on culture from last nights Kulturnat event, and there are several places that are better suited for spirtual encounters than Wessels Kro.

ps. I think that I should have, at least, tried door number 1, it would have let to the possibility of choosing the other two. Hey I might finally be getting the rules if this game, it is a very strange game, and I thought the only way to win is by not playing http://www.kimbach.org/2009/06/28/game-theory/

pps. Suggesting that you go “somewhere else”, is much like saying you want to “park the car” – I should have picked door #1.

Cross posted to facebook: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=153324064892