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Vocabulary /v?(?)?kabj?l?ri/ #naursARK

I’ve decided to give up speaking Danish (or any language for that matter), in the future languages will be blended and shaped by the people present, languages will be created and destroyed ad-hoc, becoming obsolete as technology and culture changes, so I’m developing a new “language”.

The concept is that you pick the most expressive word, or term, from any given language, it could be a word that is more of a concept, and thus difficult to translate, but it could also be because it just sounds beautiful – I’m limited by my knowledge of so few languages of the world, so I need your help.

Here are some nominations:
*Halas
*Habib
*Dhamma
*Karma
*Hygge
*Tölva
*Prylar
*Gonzesses
*Ubuntu
*Hakuna matatizu
*Mec
*Cool
*Shalom
*Salaam
*Hoja
*Futhark
*Philia
*Ndiyo
*Lumière
*Oiseaux
*Ozoné
*Alouette
*Lærke
*Fou
*Corazon
*Slainte
*Anima
*Truc
*Jihad
*Al-Wadud (الودود)
*Mal’ak
*All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
*Zeitgeist
*Geekstradionaire
*Pidä tyyli
*Obrigado!, Obrigada!
*Saudade
*Grymt
*Insha’Allah In šāʾ Allāh (إن شاء الله)
*Prego
*Hartad
*Hmm 🙂
*Yügen (幽玄)
*Chesed (חסד)
*Mettā (Pali: मेत्ता in Devanagari) or maitrī (Sanskrit: मैत्री)

But make your own, mix and match, change which words you’re using depending on the people you’re among, with geeks you will probably be speaking english, but I think that I’ll suggest words from other languages for computer terms, if they exist. I just love Tölva.

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Community service for “Big Brother” – should I start worrying?

BigBrother
Picture: By Борис У. (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 or GFDL], via Wikimedia Commons

Almost seven years ago I wrote an article titled “A-synchronous “swimming”: How I stopped worrying, and learned how to love “presence”“. I wrote the article after I was introduced to “micro blogging” or “presence” services, especially Jaiku, a Twitter like service that no longer exists. A presence service is a cross-platform service where you can share information of your whereabouts and what you’re up to, and I immediately took it to heart stating that the presence services were “paving a road towards asynchronous Nirvana”, a Nirvana that would spell the end to instant messaging and phone calls, both of which I find extremely stressful, and they would also “fix” e-mail.

I did see some problems taking that road:

I know that there are problems with the presence services. The biggest problem is that the majority of the world, isn’t ready to volunteer personal information to the public. It’s a bit like doing community service for “Big Brother”.

This was in the days before Facebook shifted it’s focus to being a presence service too, so I guess the majority of the world were ready to volunteer personal information sooner than I thought.

I had no idea how right I was, but I only thought that it would apply to data that I volunteered, and I didn’t imagine that “Big Brother” would keep his own copy of my data, a bit naive since that was something Google already did. Nor did I imagine that the intelligence services would be as crafty as has recently been disclosed by The Guardian “Angry Birds and ‘leaky’ phone apps targeted by NSA and GCHQ for user data“, although we had already heard about something called ECHELON, and that it might be intercepting our e-mails scanning for keywords like Al-Qaeda.

At times I’ve done some pretty stupid things on social media, I’m not going to list them here, because the list is long, and some of them are really embarrassing. After some particular stupid updates, a good friend of mine was worried that I might be spied upon, I thought that he was being paranoid, but it was a wake-up call, and I think that I’ve been thinking a lot more about what I write since then. Now it’s clear that he could be right – we were all being spied upon, and the possibility that I, at some points, have been singled out, is not unlikely.

So what community services am I performing for “Big Brother”?

  • Carry a cell-phone with me all the time, and has done so since 1998, always using post-paid. Information of what cell-towers I use is logged, along with a lot of other metadata, and it can be linked to my social security number
  • Browse the web from all my devices (Mac OS X, iOS and Android), all of them are equipped with front-facing cameras and microphones.Metadata like headers and IP-addresses are logged by the ISP and can be turned over to the danish authorities
  • Run applications with access to the Internet on all my devices, who knows what they’re up to
  • Update Twitter from home and when I’m on the move, but I don’t geotag my tweets, something I actually thought that I did
  • Update Facebook from home, and sometimes my posts are geotagged, not very precise though, I assume it’s based on IP-lookup
  • Write the occasional article on my blog
  • Engage in disussions on blogs and websites
  • Write and receive e-mails using GMail
  • Receive e-mails from iCloud
  • Update my calendar using GCal and iCloud
  • Synchronise with Dropbox from all my devices
  • Synchronise with iCloud Photostream from Apple devices, I assume that my photos are geotagged and that EXIF metadata is preserved
  • Use Google Maps when I’m on the move, apparently this can be logged by the intelligence agencies
  • Update Flickr from home, my photos are geotagged and EXIF metadata is preserved
  • Update Danish Wikipedia from home
  • Update Wikimedia Commons from home, my photos are geotagged and EXIF metadata is preserved
  • Update Google+ from home, my posts are not geotagged, but Google could be logging my IP-address
  • Update YouTube from home and when I’m on the move
  • Update OpenStreetMap from home
  • Update LinkedIn from home
  • Update English Wikipedia from home
  • Update Instagram from home, not sure if my photos are geotagged and if EXIF metadata is preserved
  • Update Last.Fm from home
  • Used to update Foursquare frequently when I was on the move, but my cell-phone is too old to run that service anymore, probably not a bad idea, even though I found the service fun

Quite the list, and I’m sure I missed some.

Apparently all of this can, and probably has been, intercepted by the intelligence agencies and most of it by Google.

So should I start worrying?

The reason I felt that I shouldn’t worry seven years ago, was that I didn’t think that I had anything to hide, and I was of the opinion that openness would render “Big Brother” obsolete, since I constantly volunteered information of my whereabouts and what I was up to on Jaiku.

Like I said, this has turned out to be quite naive. “Big Brother” is alive and kicking, feeding on our data with immense, and seemingly unlimited, appetite, growing bigger and bigger.

It seems that I have taken a path that leads away from Nirvana, and as you can see, I do way too much community service, but instead of worrying, I will revisit my article from 2007:

Currently I use the presence services like a public notebook, and it’s so convenient that you can update the log simply by TEXTing the server, most of my presence messages on Jaiku can only be understood by yours truly and, sometimes, people that know me well.

The rest of the world might gain some insight later, because I tend to use the presence messages, as a stepping stone to a blog-post, like the one you’re currently reading, or it might serve as an inspiration for posting some pictures. The positing[sic] of a presence message, can also act as an inspiration for what pictures I actually take.

Think of my Jaiku presence stream as a (public) brainstorm.

If you replace Jaiku with Twitter, you might have an idea of what path I’ll be resuming to Nirvana, and I’m still not worrying, just acting more responsibly, and have been trying to do so for more than two years now – I’ll let you, my dear readers, be the judges of that, and if I ever need to go under the radar, I know what to do:

TUNE OUT! – TURN OFF! – DROP IN!

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Fun with “Storify” – from micro-blog to macro-blog

As you might have noticed, I’ve recently begun using “Storify”, and I like it a lot.

From the About page on Storify.com

Storify helps making sense of what people post on social media. Our users curate the most important voices and turn them into stories

This is my “Storify”-profile

A common use case would be to “Storify” all tweets tagged with a specific tag, or all tweets from a given user, creating a macro blogentry out of micro blogentires in a blink of an eye.

I’d like to describe another use case, which is how to enhance an article, by extending it using” Storify”.

This week VisitCopenhagen published a nice article about the famous philosopher Søren Kierkegaard’s Copenhagen, it was great, but as always, they only link to articles within their own portal, I felt that “something” was missing”.

This is the article on Søren Kierkegaard that VisitCopehagen has on their website. I’d like to “Storify” it by adding more “stories”, or what I’d like to call that micro-blog entries, to the article.

Søren Kierkegaard Storify
Søren Kierkegaard Storify
The first such microblog entry I wanted to add was the Wikipedia entry for Søren Kierkegaard.

I used “Storify” for iPad, which is great, so I just selected the Globe icon and entered the URL for the Wikipedia article, now I could add the article.

Here’s a screenshot after I’ve added links to both the VisitCopenhagen and Wikipedia articles
VisitCopenhagen plus Wikipedia

I added links to Foursquare too, as well as my own comments.

I think this resulted in a nice macro-blog article, that adds significant value to the article from VisitCopenhagen, but I’d let you be the judge on that.

For convenience nothing really beats “Storify”, my main concern is that you buy into their file-format.

You can choose to save your story to your blog though, and it looks like Storify exports everything to HTML.

This was just one example of a workflow that enhances articles written by others, another example is knowledge sharing, a good example of that would be my article on #postPC, my experiences trying to replace my laptop with an iPad and a mobile.

Wishlist and a warning

The only thing I really miss with “Storify”, is the ability to collaborate on stories online, and I discovered a major problem with this. Since “Storify” doesn’t really support collaboration, I experienced that I, after finishing editing a story on my Mac lost that version because I had the story open on the iPad too, so auto-save replaced my final copy.

Best practice is not to leave a story open in the iPad editor, by always selecting “My Stories” before editing on another computer.

“Storify” is fun and makes it easier to create blog-posts, which is good, I’m not sure if the readers agree 4.5/5 stars!

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Kierkegaard’s Copenhagen

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K-Pop goes Mount Vesuvius

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What time is time?

Okay Houston


The final chapter, prophetic, poetic
When I’m done, this calls for anesthetic
Get to, step to, let an MC
Come in effect with Kimboy B

A wanna be, renaissance, old skool sucker
Who barks at time, and always clutter
A feat, a dream, a yes would be nice
Yeah, pass the mic

What time is time?
What time is time?
What time is time?
What time is time?

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I looked for America

The New Jersey Turnpike? What a God forsaken place, I once tried to hitch a ride there, I was lucky, a bus arrived before anyone picked me up, then I found America in a yellow cab, he was black and suddenly I found myself on the backseat with his fly honey, an hour later I was a white gorilla in the mist from 5000 african-americans in an ice-hockey rink, they seemed a “little” suspicious, it was a nice night for a walk (and shitting your pants), oh well, found the train and felt safe when they called at Jamaica.

Thank you to Andreas Karker for the inspiration

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“Eid Mubarak”…

… was the manner in which I greeted the clerk in the Indian Restaurant.
He was a young man, looking to be of Pakistani herritage.
To my surprise he asked, “Excuse me Sir, are you Muslim?”,
“But I thought you were?”,
“No Sir, I’m Christian”,
“But you have a co-worker that’s Muslim, don’t you?”,
“Oh yes Sir, he works during the daytime”.

Pronam-mudra

When I recieved my meal, I thanked the clerk by holding my palms, vertically, together and bowing, he responded by saying “Namaste”…

…”Eid Mubarak!”

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404 – common sense not found

404 - common sense not found by Kim Bach

Number-sign from the street Gl. Køge Landevej number 404, part of a project proposed by Søren Johannessen of microformats.dk, to take a picture of all number-signs of a road for the official Internet error-codes 200-599 (Wikipedia: List of HTTP status codes).

I got all fired up by Søren’s geekish proposal, so when he suggested streets for me to hit, I went for it, and had not expected to run into any problems…I was wrong!

The first problem I ran into, is that there are huge gaps in the street numbers, meaning for instance, that Gl. Køge Landevej has a gap from number 198 to 220.

The second, and much more severe, problem I ran into was that, people on the street thought that it looked suspicious, and I guess I could have been more discrete, I already felt in my stomach that it was a wrong thing to do, before I was approached by two men that asked me what I was up to, and that their neighbourg had actually called the police.

I had a friendly talk with the people, and explained them exactly what I was doing. They felt that it was illegal, and that I should have asked every single household for a permission.

I think this highlights the problem geeks like me have, understanding that the world is not perfect, that people mistrust each other and the naivety I showed in undertaking this, I was just being a kid playing with “LEGO”, meaning no harm, but totally lacking common sense.

I will abandon this project, but as you can see, I snapped the number 404, the Internet error code for “not found” (Wikipedia: HTTP 404) I might pursue finding as many as possible of the 404 numbers, I think I can do that discretely.

According to Søren there’s a total of 133 streets with the number 404 in Denmark, 1 down, 132 to go 🙂

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My weapon – XTC

I dunno wot she got
I dunno wot she got
I dunno what she got but it seems to have a grip upon me
No telling where she learn the things she do to me
And I don’t know what she done wrong but I want to hurt her

(wanna) take it out on her
Take it out on her
Take it out on her
With my weapon

She’s so exacting that she tells me when I go wrong
She doesn’t value the attention she receives
She says I’m taking all the time but I’m not returning
(that’s right)

‘Do this’ but she won’t do that
Lying beside me like a parcel of fat
Hot love – cold sweat – feel her beneath me wanna crush her to death
She tries to justify the people who despise me
She puts her finger on things she knows will hurt
And I can’t defend myself till we turn the lights off then

I dunno wot she got – my weapon
My secret weapon