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New high-score

Monday, September 15th, 2014
New high score

As far as I can see, this was my 40K, and I average just a little more than 19 Tweets/day.

The Full Monty


ps. Just for the record, I have wasted FAR more than 333 hours on Twitter on my 10 accounts.

Gør det jeg er bedst til

Sunday, September 14th, 2014
Gør det jeg er bedst til

<3

Og der var jo et Alternativ!

#måneBASEalphaSPASSER

#måneBASEalphaSPASSER

ps.

Space: 1999 is a British science-fiction television series that ran for two seasons and originally aired from 1975 to 1977. In the opening episode, set on 13 September 1999, nuclear waste stored on the Moon’s far side explodes, knocking the Moon out of orbit and sending it, as well as the 311 inhabitants of Moonbase Alpha, hurtling uncontrollably into space. The series was the last production by the partnership of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson and was the most expensive series produced for British television up to that time. The first season was co-produced by the British television ITC and the Italian television RAI, while the second season was produced solely by ITC.

Wikipedia contributors, “Space: 1999,” Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Space:_1999&oldid=622499510 (accessed September 14, 2014).

Breakaway

HARDSTYLE! Willkommen nach Welthauptstadt Berlin – World Cup – Association football illustrated in dance #sambabold #vmdr #vmdk

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

After the humiliating defeat by the brazilian association football team, I got this idea that what happened was a clash of culture and that it could be illustrated with differences in music and the way people in dance in different cultures.

The brazilian way of playing football is often compared to the dance of samba,so much so that the Danish National Broadcaster TV2 is using the hashtag #sambabold during the World Cup.

To illustrate the 1-7 defeat I turned to “hardstyle” an aggressive dance style that originated in europe, Belgium, but is popular in Germany.

HAAAARRRRDDDDDSTYYYYLLLEE! Willkommen nach Welthauptstadt Berlin

But I believe that Brazil will return, and thjs what happens when “Hardstyle” is given a “brazilian wax”, the style is called “Rebolation”, “Hardstyle” made sexy.

ps. Argentina is the clear winner in dance and music, and why don’t we just celebrate the World Cup, dance and music and all do the “Electro swing” <3

#sambabold->#hardstyle->#rebolation->#electroswing

Interviews

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

John Strand
Hvor meget tid bruger du i foraer, blogs osv. om ugen?
js: (næsten) ingen
Føles det ikke ubehageligt at blive svinet så meget til i fuld offentlighed?
js: er ligeglad
Hvad skal der til før du køber en iPhone?
js: har allerede en som jeg ikke SELV har købt

Nikolaj Sonne
Hvilken gadget er du mest glad for?
ns: dem alle, men en Nintendo DS har jeg ALTID med
Hvad glæder du dig mest til af dimser i 2010?
ns: iPad, men Nintendo DS XL er super, pokkers også at den ikke kan køre den gamle Opera, da den kræver en GBA slot
Har du fået en Kindle?
ns: ja, men ornli’ nederen at @kim_bach havde en før mig
Hvad er din iPad dom?
ns: plads til forbedring, men den styrer

Lars Rasmussen
Hvornår fikser I lidt mere på det her Wave?
lr: når surfs-down

Martin Thorborg
Hvorfor taler du så højt?
mt: det er jo relativt, og jo højere de andre snakker, desto højere taler jeg, det ER jo MIT show ikos?
Hvorfor bander du altid så meget?
mt: Fordi det giver streetcred

Peter Larsen
Hvad fik pigerne (ups kvinderne) for det?
pl: 5.000 kr, og nu har de råd til at komme på guideskole, det er en fornuftig karriere, for guideskolen har brug for hjælp med at gå open source, nu da @DKUUG har udlært dem i Linux og open og fri software, samt at @billgates er blevet en flink mand efter han mødte en sød pige, så det kan i også hjælpe en nørd med. RMS er f.eks. single, og KAMP lækker, intelligens er SEXET http://stallman.org/extra/personal.html 

(de fleste af disse spørgsmål er kopieret fra @BoelgenDK nummer 14, som jo nok snart bliver hacket ITU – pun intended ;-))

Today is #talkhttpday

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Yes, today I’m going to talk HTTP instead of shit.

This post will be updated throughout the day

https://twitter.com/timeline/home#search?q=%23talkhttpday
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP
http://www.w3.org/Protocols/

HTTP/1.1 200

The fun thing is that this little game started on Facebook, right now I’m using a combination of Facebook and Twitter to co-create the revolution of the mellemrumssingularitet .

ps. it’s unfortunate that I have to use twitter and facebook, because Jaiku can do it all…

http://www.jaiku.com/channel/talkhttpday

Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
  2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
  3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
  4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Piano Concerto No. 21 in C Major, K. 467: II. Andante – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart – Friedrich Gulda, Hans Swarowsky & Vienna State Opera Orchestra

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Mellow Mood – Material

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Calabi Yau Manifold – Dopplereffekt

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE
100 bpm – Mikæl Simpson

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sexy Dancer – Prince

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Le Printemps (For Mona) – Natacha Atlas

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Freeland – Big Wednesday

WHAT IS 2+2?
All’ Aurora – Bernhard Lewkowitch

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS
Mistlur – Martinez

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Sugar Never Tasted So Good – The White Stripes

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
When The World Ends (Oakenfold Remix) – Dave Mathews Band

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fourty Days – Sound Directions

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Ostrich Effect – Dorit Chrysler

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hayati Inta – Natacha Atlas

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Zorba’s Dance – The Sirtaki Orchestra

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Circus – Kelis

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Fynboen – Dirch Passer

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Kada sva sama – Olivia

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Matrix Revolutions Main Title – Don Davis

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Who’s My Baby – Natacha Atlas

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Momentos – Andrea Bocelli

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
At Least You Tried – Neo Geo

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Achilles – Antena

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
long life – E.T.

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Boy From West Bronx – Future 3

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
All Day – Interfarence

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dolphin Dance – Herbie Hancock

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Bliv Ved Med At Danse – MC Einar

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow – Brian Wilson

Tagged by Laura Marie Kiralfy on facebook, originally posted to facebook as Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow

One final thing: How do you like them Apples? – The spotlight turns to notebooks

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Applenotebookevent - The spotlight turns to notebooksA draft of Steve Jobs’ presentation for the Notebook Event titled “The spotlight turns to notebooks” scheduled to take place on October 14th 2008 in Cupertino, has been leaked.

Since rumour has it that Apple is softening up to rumour sites: if you don’t like me publishing this rumour: SOSUME.

“Gi’ mig Danmark tilbage” by Natasja is blasting the Cupertino speakers!

Steve Jobs takes the stage

(applause)

Welcome, and thank you for coming.

One first thing:
Apple has realized that we can’t compete with Linux and has decided to make an investment in Linux. So we’re discontinuing Mac OS X in favour of Linux with KDE, all Mac OS X developers will instead be working on contributing to Linux, ending years of, mostly, passive and luke warm support for the open source movement. Apple wants to appologise for this mal-pratice, and all code will be shared back with the community.

The next version of Mac OS X will be renamed Linux Snow Leopard, and it will be licensed under the GPL – meaning that it can be freely copied, and installed, on any computer.

(oooooh)

Linux Snow Leopard is available as a free download from Apple AppStore, and it is available…NOW!

(applause and cheers)

The reason for this change is that captalism, as we knew it is dead, instead of competing to death and the focus on economic growth, that is destroying the planet, human kind will instead work to improve the quality of life for all.

Democratisation of technology will be instrumental in bringing these changes.

Apple wants to be part of this.

(Steve moves the cover on the table, pulls out a picture frame with a picture of Richard Stallman on one side and Nicholas Negroponte on the other side, from this frame he pulls out a beautiful sub-notebook)

So today I’m happy to announce the insanely great TuxBook, developed in coorporation with Asus.

Asus is bringing the change, and since our old notebooks really weren’t anything but repackaged Asus products anyway, we’ve decided that Jonathan Ive will now be working full time making Asuses look cool.

The TuxBook comes with 2GB RAM, 32GB SSD, WiFi, Bluetooth, a 3G modem and A-GPS. It sports 8 hours of batterylife, and can, optionally, be solarpowered.

Demo:
(The splash screen is a Penguin holding an Apple)

Isn’t that beautiful? KDE 4.1: BOOM!

The TuxBook will be priced at $99, and it is available…NOW!

Thank you all for coming, and Karl Marx was right.

(applause)

One more thing:
Since you can’t make money on stock, APPL will be unlisted from the stock exchange, Apple will in the future be a Section 501(c)(3) not-for-profit charity.

One final thing:
How do you like them Apples?

(standing ovations and wild cheers: T-U-X what’s that spell? TUX!, what’s that spell? TUX!)

xkcd: Command Line Fu: “I’m trying to forget it”

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

xkcd: Command Line Fu

Her: “I’m trying to forget it” (in Danish: “Jeg prøver at fortrænge det!”).

I miss her!

xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – By Randall Munroe

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – By Randall Munroe

I love xkcd, it’s way over my own humour, which, frankly, is Benny Hilly, I bow in respect, I’m not worthy :-D.

The ones about academia, often are over my head, but my online buddies Esben, Thøger and Jacob, who introduced me to xkcd, seems to get them (faster) than me, I suspect that they’re not uneducated drop-outs like me ;-).

The computing ones, sometimes, stoop to the Benny Hill level of computing jokes, like this one:

Sandwich

Nah, it’s actually quite profound…Brilliant…For even geekier computing humour check the geohashing wiki, I’ll have to try that!

Papirbesparelse…

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Q:
Har du forslag til besparelser indenfor print/ kopiering (sort-hvid/farve tryk) og/eller papir-forbrug, – (også gerne systemændringsforslag), så skriv dit forslag og send det til postkassen: xxxxxxxx

A:
Det gælder jo ikke kun om at begrænse medarbejdernes papirforbrug, men også den mængde papir der sendes til kunder i form af regninger, og her er der også en stor logistisk omkostning da brevene jo skal bringes ud.

Det skal også nævnes at man udover at benytte dobbeltsidet tryk, også kan udskrive flere ark på samme side, og personligt er det meget få af de dokumenter jeg udskriver på den måde, der bliver sværere at læse.

Ellers er det også relevant at vælge en papir-leverandør der prioriterer miljømæssig bæredygtighed højt, og det er ikke kun for at opnå en økonomisk besparelse på “papiret” (bevidst vittig ;-), det må nemlig gerne koste mere, hvis det samtidig er bæredygtigt, og så er det et godt signal at sende til omverden. Noget andet er at hvis prisen er højere, kan det også virke som et inictament til at sænke forbruget yderligere.

Bortset fra det kan man rent faktisk ofte undgå helt at udskrive, det kræver bare at man lettere kan finde informationerne, og så er det vigtigt at man ikke længere sender f.eks. Word dokumenter til hinanden, men i stedet henvisninger til Intranettet/Lokalnettet, så man vendes til at læse informationer på skærmen i stedet for at udskrive den.

Systemer til vidensdeling som wikier, diskussionsfora og team blogs kan også hjælpe til at begrænse mængden af papir, der er heller ikke længere diskussion om hvilke versioner af et dokument man har. Man kan også med den slags systemer begrænse behovet for møder da projekter lettere kan diskuteres og resultater fastholdes når man bruger den slags systemer.

Det kunne også være en idé hvis der var en computer i mødelokalerne der var koblet op til lokalnettet og en storskærm, som man var SIKKER på virkede – det er min opfattelse at der bruges en del tid på at være sikker på at et mødelokale har fungerende netforbindelse etc. På denne computer vil man så kunne hente projekt dokumenter, inklusive diskussioner, så de kan diskuteres på mødet.

Principielt kan det diskuteres om det overhovedet er nøvendigt at have en harddisk i en computer, afskaffelsen af den lokale harddisk vil betyde at man altid vil gemme informationer på en sådan måde at man kan få fat i dem fra en vilkårlig computer, og derfor ikke har behov for at udskrive dokumenterne når man går på besøg hos kolleger for at diskutere dokumenterne.

Dette vil dog stille større krav til netværket, og derfor vil det være en idé at tænke i en distribueret infrastruktur, f.eks. ville det være smart hvis en udviklingsafdeling havde sin egen filserver på lokalnettet, der så blev replikeret til firmaserverne automatisk.

Konkurrencemailen er i øvrigt et “sjovt” eksempel på forkert brug af elektronisk distribution, da der er en vedhæftet fil medsendt, i stedet for et link til Intranettet.